i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
ttyl tear gas
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I party with great urgency now.
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