you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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