I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Hippo gnu deer
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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