he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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