I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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