He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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