he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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