I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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