just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
whose ass print is on the piano?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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