I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
