guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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