Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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