Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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