He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
