I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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