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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I wish my penis had an off switch

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i will soon be in a relationship on fb

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  you!?

  (561): View more from Florida

  me and your mom. i mean, lisa.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.

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  Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?

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  Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???

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• (818): View more from California

  Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave

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• (212): View more from New York

  Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.

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