it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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