You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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