I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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