I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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