writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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