last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I think I just sharted jello shots
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