Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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