I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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