Pappa wants mamma naked
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
birth control should be required to get into college
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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