Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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