why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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