this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants