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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.

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  Ew, and?!

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  Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.

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• (707): View more from California

  Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?

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  Agreed.

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• (310): View more from California

  My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.

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• (213): View more from California

  His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.

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• (716): View more from New York

  We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT

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  PLEASE DON'T

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• (352): View more from Florida

  If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.

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