I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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