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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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