Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Your tits are I can't wait for
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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