I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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