how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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