So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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