Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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