We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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