i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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