i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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