I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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