4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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