he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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