i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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