The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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