I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
