I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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