16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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