I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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