It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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