I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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