It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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