you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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