i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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