we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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