Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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