Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
