I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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