I swear she didn't look like that last week.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
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just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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